Several disappointed, international antelope, have asked me where they went wrong in their pursuit of the Dutch lion.
The shallow man, is, as always, sensitive to the needs of his expat flock.
Because of this, expat women, often end up making the following deadly mistakes when dating a Dutch man. In many countries it’s quite normal during the course of a date to flirt with each other.
She was behind a curtain, having a good massage, when she heard a voice in English asking one of the staff, “what kind of massage do you provide here?
” The staff member responded “pressure point massage.” The English voice asked “what other kinds of massage?
Dutch women are, in the opinion of the shallow man, the most predatory women on planet earth.
The Dutch female selects the man she is interested in with the precision of a special forces sniper, aiming at a target.
If you really want to make him feel comfortable, wash your hair prior to the date and don’t bother drying it, this drives the Dutch male crazy with passion.